Gay Translations

Every one of us can read between the lines and can easily understand what one phrase would mean when spoken in a different way. These lines are commonly use by everyone, everywhere. But you do ever wonder what do these lines mean to the gays? Here are some of the gay translations in some phrases that we often used:

I want a commitment.
= I'm sick of masturbation.

Haven't I seen you before?
= Nice ass.

I need you.
= My hand is tired.

You're the only man I've ever cared about.
= You are the only man who hasn't rejected me.

I'm a Romantic.
= I'm poor.

I really want to get to know you better.
= So I can tell my friends about it.

It's just orange juice, try it.
= 3 more shots, and he'll have his legs around my head.

He's kinda cute.
= I want to have sex with him till my dick turns blue!

He's not my type.
= He won't sleep with me.

I miss you so much
= I am so horny that my dog is starting to look good.

I had a wonderful time last night.
= Who the hell are you?

Do you love me?
= I've done something stupid and you might find out.

Do you 'really' love me?
= I've done something stupid and you're going to find out.

I'll give you a call.
= I'd rather have my nipples torn off by wild dogs than see you again.

I've been thinking a lot.
= You're not as attractive as when I was drunk.

I think we should just be friends.
= You're ugly.

I've learned a lot from you.
= Next!!!!


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